** UPDATE ON EVENT **
The ride to the Apline Loop on Saturday has been changed from 3PM to 2PM
Ladies and Gentlemen. May I introduce, Brigham’s Bees and The Scooter Lounge’s longest ongoing event for the past 7 years. Provophenia 7: The Worst Rally Ever.
This year, Provophenia is keeping with the theme of the U.S. Economy. From food lines, to depression themed prizes, this will be a ride you won’t have to spend your welfare check on! Provophenia is Utah Valley’s most awesome ride all year long, so if you are hankerin’ to get your scooter out on some last summer rides, then come along!
Here’s the schedule:
Friday:
• Meet at The Scooter Lounge (600N. North State) for bread line at 5pm.
• Ride leaves at 6pm to cruise around town, eat, and end at undisclosed location for outdoor movie. (grapes of wrath maybe?) Bring jackets and blankets. It will be cold! We will maybe have other games, cards, board games, frisbee, whatever you can think of!
Saturday:
• Meet at The Scooter Lounge 10 am to get your scooter all prettied up for a show n’ shine! Depression themed prizes are to be awarded.
• Afterwards, there will be a BBQ at noon. Bands will play, including Tijuana Bible and Electron Deception (harking back to the last great recession in the ’80′s)
• And finally, the most famous ride in Utah Valley, the ride up the Alpine Loop at 2pm.
Be sure to make it out to all the rides and events Bees! If we can all make an awesome presence, I promise I’ll make it worth it!
Thanks to Dave for the awesome photo!